Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!

HRA

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  • Oct 3, 2006
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    Sipping her drink, the single 20-year-old girl leered and said, "Last

    Friday,. When i finished work, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a

    leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it

    and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto

    heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right

    then and there!"







    The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When

    my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black

    mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on

    that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding

    date!"






    The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of

    planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I

    took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped

    into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and

    six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband

    got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and

    yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"