SL Vs US...

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A Sri lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American,
typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri lankan ignores
the American who
begins to chat:

The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri lankan : Of course!
The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust
is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri lanka.
The Sri lankan says nothing.

The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
The Sri lankan repeats : Of course.
The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for the breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri lanka.

The Sri lankan asks : And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
American : We throw them away, of course!
Sri lankan : We do not. We keep them in
containers, process them,transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to the United States.