sme jokes!!!

Modgoviya

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The Equation :

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.

So beware of glance!
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Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom "
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Delivered :

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
came to his phone and he started dancing. The report
said, "DELIVERED".
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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
 

Modgoviya

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Advantages of NOT having GIRLFRIENDS ,


1. Save time
2. Can sleep well
3. Don't have to bother about missed calls
4. Don't have to worry about how you look
5. Can eat in any restaurant
6. No boring sms in the middle of night
7. Can talk with all GIRLS .
8. There won't be any advice
9. Can go anywhere with anyone
10. Don't have to listen to same old crap jokes




BONU S,

You will live a long life…!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Modgoviya

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You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate

(......by Dracula).




You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"

(...... by Mr. Bean).




You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a President College

(...... by Mr. Premadasa).




A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software

(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).





You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup

(...... by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga).





You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother board

(...... by Sunil/Gypsies)