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coolkasun

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  • Sep 1, 2008
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    ඊට කලින් කියලා හිටහන් කෙල්ලට හොඳ ඉන්ගිරිසි පන්තියකට යවන විදිය :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

    senal7

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    with my newly born son
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    • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
    • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
    • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
    • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
    • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
    • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
    • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
    • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
    • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
    • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
    • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
    • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
    • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
    • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
    • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
    • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
    • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
    • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
    • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
    • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
    • Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
    • I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
    • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
    • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
    • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
    • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
    • Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
    • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
    • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
    • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
    • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
    • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
    • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
    • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
    • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
    • You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
    • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
    • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
    • Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
    • Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
    • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
    • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
    • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
    • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
    • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
    • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
    • You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
    • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
    • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
    • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
    • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
    • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
    • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
    • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
    • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
    • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
    • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
    • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
    • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
    • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
    • Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
    දැන් ඔයා මට කැමතිද?

     

    DaRk RiDeR

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    සබ්ස්ක්‍රයිබ්ඩ් ෆෝ එඩුකේසන් පර්පස් :baffled::baffled: