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2day z MMS day.
MMS means:
Make Monkeys Smile.
i did my job!
Nw u should send it 2 all ur
monkey frnds.
hey stop jumping,
keep smiling
MMS means:
Make Monkeys Smile.
i did my job!
Nw u should send it 2 all ur
monkey frnds.
hey stop jumping,
keep smiling
machan honda romantic sms tikak dapanko.site walin copy karala nam danna epa.mata dan ewa katapadan wela thiyenne.
31st March Or 1st April
Fool Is Fool Dosnt Matter.
Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous And Joyful
Fool Day To The King Of Fools..
U Are A BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
R U Smiling Now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
Fool Is Fool Dosnt Matter.
Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous And Joyful
Fool Day To The King Of Fools..
U Are A BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
R U Smiling Now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
i'll catch u 1st
i'll take u 2 bed
i'll make u hot
i'll make u sweet
i'll make u tired
i'll make u vomit
can u gus who am i??
i'm chicken gunya
i'll take u 2 bed
i'll make u hot
i'll make u sweet
i'll make u tired
i'll make u vomit
can u gus who am i??
i'm chicken gunya
Boys go to college
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens
Arguing with a girl
is like wrestling with a pig in the mud.
After some time,
u realize that
u r getting dirty,
but the pig is actually enjoying.
How amazing!! -
A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT”
in 20 years,
but a girl makes him “STUPID”
in 2 mins.
I’m not lazy…
I’m just saving my energy…
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens
Arguing with a girl
is like wrestling with a pig in the mud.
After some time,
u realize that
u r getting dirty,
but the pig is actually enjoying.
How amazing!! -
A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT”
in 20 years,
but a girl makes him “STUPID”
in 2 mins.
I’m not lazy…
I’m just saving my energy…
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Everyone has a BEST FRIEND
during each stage of life,
But Only lucky ones have
the same friend in all stages of life….!!!!
Friend1: When will you you feel happier,my dear pal?
Friend2: (Jokingly) Ah! The moment when you DIE!
Next day he received a letter stating “I’ll do whatever u LOVE!!!!!! My sweet pal
Lovingly,
Your Friend”.
when he went to his house, he heard the dreadful news “Your Friend was Dead”.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP NEVER DIES……….
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall,
when cloud exists…
how can u tell the leafs not 2 fall,
when wind exists…
how can u tell me not 2 fall in friendship,
when 2 exists..
One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night
You can’t tap ur back for a job well done,
You can’t hug urself for comfort,
You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall,
That’s why you have friends,
let them do whateva u cn’t do…
Only few caring hearts can easily identify
some little lies in ur smile & some more
truth in ur tears…
Never let them go from ur life !!!
A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…
during each stage of life,
But Only lucky ones have
the same friend in all stages of life….!!!!
Friend1: When will you you feel happier,my dear pal?
Friend2: (Jokingly) Ah! The moment when you DIE!
Next day he received a letter stating “I’ll do whatever u LOVE!!!!!! My sweet pal
Lovingly,
Your Friend”.
when he went to his house, he heard the dreadful news “Your Friend was Dead”.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP NEVER DIES……….
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall,
when cloud exists…
how can u tell the leafs not 2 fall,
when wind exists…
how can u tell me not 2 fall in friendship,
when 2 exists..
One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night
You can’t tap ur back for a job well done,
You can’t hug urself for comfort,
You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall,
That’s why you have friends,
let them do whateva u cn’t do…
Only few caring hearts can easily identify
some little lies in ur smile & some more
truth in ur tears…
Never let them go from ur life !!!
A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…
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you are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!!
just a second,
don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C - creating
U - useless
T - troubles
E - everywhere
CUTE persons in the world!!!
just a second,
don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C - creating
U - useless
T - troubles
E - everywhere
Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
You are unmistakenably my first love.
Every girl I am with for the rest of my life will be compared to you.
Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
someday you'll find out that no one will ever
love you as much as i did. and at that time
you might not know that i still do..
Believe me or don't.
I'm not going to do anything to change your mind,
its completely your play. Make the right one..
Don't you see?
I'm not the only one for you
But you're the only one for me.
I lay in bed thinking about all of
the love stories my friends tell me,
so i sit & think ... where's mine ?
People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.
Some of the greatest things in life are unseen,
thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream.
when i shout "i hate you!",
i actually mean "i love you,
but you hurt me real bad!"
Life only get's complicated when heart's get involved...
I don't want to have the world's attention..yours is enough
So I guess you're one of those people who
are supposed to come into my life,
teach me a lesson, and walk away...
Someone asked me if I knew you,
Millions of memories flashed through my head,
and I said "Not Anymore"
Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad.
Tears are 1% water and 99% feelings.
Love is only a chapter in a boys life ,
but to a girl , its the whole book.
People tell me I'm beautiful, but I never think its true;
the only way I'll believe it is if I hear it come from you.
Funny
A man wants to be a woman's first love, a woman wants to be his last.
Behind every truth there is a lie and
behind every girl there is a guy.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view,
but I can't get my head that far up your a**.
*suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem:.
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
I think... therefore I'm single.
The fastest communication ways all around the world are :
3.Tele-Fax
2.Tele-phone
1.Tell-a-woman
Want it faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone!
A man wants to be a woman's first love, a woman wants to be his last.
Behind every truth there is a lie and
behind every girl there is a guy.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view,
but I can't get my head that far up your a**.
*suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem:.
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
I think... therefore I'm single.
The fastest communication ways all around the world are :
3.Tele-Fax
2.Tele-phone
1.Tell-a-woman
Want it faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone!
Computer Geeks
I've accepted that the only way we can be together is photoshop.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
I AM NOT YOUR F1 BUTTON!
ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
You are like a BAD SECTOR in my heart ,
doesn't goes even if I format thousand times.....
How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by Dorthy, please try
something else.
Unix is user friendly...
Its just selective about who its friends are.
I've accepted that the only way we can be together is photoshop.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
I AM NOT YOUR F1 BUTTON!
ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
You are like a BAD SECTOR in my heart ,
doesn't goes even if I format thousand times.....
How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by Dorthy, please try
something else.
Unix is user friendly...
Its just selective about who its friends are.
alcoholic
When I was a child, my mother used
to cure my wounds with the alcohol
on her side.Now that I can cure myself alone,
I just drink alcohol to let the pain inside me heal.
Always listen to what a drunk person has to say.
remember, a drunk mind speaks the real heart!
So lets drink to the truth.
Lets speak through drunken minds &&
say how much we still love each other
and tomorrow i'll go back to pretending i hate you.
Theres too much Blood on my alcoholic System.
When I was a child, my mother used
to cure my wounds with the alcohol
on her side.Now that I can cure myself alone,
I just drink alcohol to let the pain inside me heal.
Always listen to what a drunk person has to say.
remember, a drunk mind speaks the real heart!
So lets drink to the truth.
Lets speak through drunken minds &&
say how much we still love each other
and tomorrow i'll go back to pretending i hate you.
Theres too much Blood on my alcoholic System.
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