SMS Jokes 2

[2009]

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

 

[Modgoviya]

hikz hikz
sahathika aththa mona unath........

 

[DJ ASHAN]

hik hik

 

[rishoban]

he he.........!

 

[kasunsankalpana]

aththa wenna athi
badapu ekekgenma thama ahanna ona

 

[Diego97]

hehhhee lol

 

[.:~AB~.:]

lol

 

[milinda serasinghe]

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

 

[milinda serasinghe]

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

 

[milinda serasinghe]

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

 

[milinda serasinghe]

Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive

 

[isithira]

lol lol

 

[milinda serasinghe]

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

 

[jayzie83]

 

[YasR]

Oya Yakakda

 

[Elamad]

 

[ni_shi2005]

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

meka mehama nemai

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies:
Umbe Puke Gini Thibboth umbata Therai!!

 

[maxa]

hi hi..

 

[thusi02]

Hi hikaaazzzz

 

[GNS]