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[shehan.r]

machanz la mata kellek menna me msg eka ewwa hadda cha sms 1kak ban meka mata mekata reply karanna ekak ewapanz ko


6 truths of life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


helpzzz me

 

[Djram]

forward her same msg

 

[shehan.r]

appoo ban ehema hariyanne na ne

 

[shehan.r]

bumps

 

[rooshan2008]

yawapan ur Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooo000000L T0000000000000000000 kiayala

 

[shehan.r]

cha ban honda relpy 1kak denna ona

 

[Mal Aiyya]

machanz la mata kellek menna me msg eka ewwa hadda cha sms 1kak ban meka mata mekata reply karanna ekak ewapanz ko


6 truths of life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


helpzzz me

3 other truths of life

1. All who are faced with the fact that women are stupid presume so, many get to see real-life examples, just like ones who dont know to when someone would be smiling and not.

2. A girl sending a gay joke to a guy is a fugly jobless one

3. Let alone the teeth, most women cant bend over and touch their toes, because they are overweight

 

[Mal Aiyya]

Dude, if you know the girl better, you can make disses more personal and offensive.. The one that I replied is a more generalized one, not very hilarious either, tell me some weaknesses of this girl and you can focuss your diss to it. Make sure your reply to it is prompt, if you get late, fine, but try to link that delay onto a diss as well

 

[djtwinz]

try this
http://www.funsms.net/sms_messages.htm