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santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.
santa:WOW! that”s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.
santa:WOW! that”s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.
SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.
Professor: anything ! ?
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji,
how far is land?
Sardar-2kms.
Italian jumps into the sea and asks..Which direction?
Sardarji: Downwards!!!
how far is land?
Sardar-2kms.
Italian jumps into the sea and asks..Which direction?
Sardarji: Downwards!!!
santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
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