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Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?

 

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Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.

 

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Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

 

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

 

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First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two
places? Lil Banta: I”d never go to either place again!

 

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Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.

 

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Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

 

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Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
“What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta.
“Don,t worry about it,” says Santa.
“We,ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”

 

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

 

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
santa: Brotherly love.

 

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Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

 

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Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair.
santa - oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.

 

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It was Santa”s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made.

 

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santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
“Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement.

 

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After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

 

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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
“Le Karle Number Note”

 

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If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.

 

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Smile a while,
While u smile,
smile another smile,
soon there will be miles,
and miles of smiles is just u smile,
i hope ur day is full of smiles…….

 

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Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I”d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it”s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

 

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After a shower of rain, a piece of luminous sunshine decorates
the earth wonderfully…One drop of dew on the grass and a
foggy morning gives 2urge 2live…
But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone…So
keep smiling……….