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in order to get a joba man rerequires 100% talent...
where as
a female requires only 4% talent..
remainig is ..
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(3|6)
where as
a female requires only 4% talent..
remainig is ..
\3/\6/
)24(
(3|6)
On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says"My sweet darlingI am going to take you to moon tonight."
The impatient wife says"Surebut first at least let's see the rocket to get there."
The impatient wife says"Surebut first at least let's see the rocket to get there."
Sex is like Pizza
When its hot ym.. it's VERY GOOD.
But then when it's cold its still goo....d.
When its hot ym.. it's VERY GOOD.
But then when it's cold its still goo....d.
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
This is LOVE SMS collection
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Question: What is the full form of math's.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Boy: "Aunty why was uncle lying on u last night..?"
Aunty: "He was checking my temperature."
Boy: "did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking..!"
Aunty: "He was checking my temperature."
Boy: "did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking..!"
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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