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Dreamworks_naveen

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    An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman.

    Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him."

    The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead."
     

    Dreamworks_naveen

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    It takes Thousand workers to build a castle,
    Ten Thousand workers to build a city,
    Million workers to build a nation,
    But it takes only one woman to make a Home Happy.
    And that woman is my Maid.
     

    Dreamworks_naveen

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    A friend asked a divorced woman, "When you were divorced you had only Child, How come now you have three children?"

    The woman explained, "Well he comes here occasionally to apologize"