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TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

 

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TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

 

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TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”

 

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

 

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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

 

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TEACHER: Now, PAPPU,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

 

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATER
PAPPU : HIJKLMNO
TEACHER : WHAT IS THIS
PAPPU : MADAM H TO O

 

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Teacher: If A=b,
B=C then
A=c can u tell me one more example of this type?

Student: I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter,
so i love teacher,s daughter

 

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The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

 

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SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

 

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Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

 

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Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

 

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I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

 

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If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

 

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A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

 

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Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

 

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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.