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[Dreamworks_naveen]

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

“Lux” is the soap of India.
“Mrf” is the wheel of India.
“Amul” is the taste of India.
“U” are the waste of India.
“Sender” is the star of India.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,

I just want to tell YOU….

They're none of YOUR BUSINESS

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree

For not Smsing me.

MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’

Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

When i open my eyes every morning,
i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

One out of four people is a chinese.

If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

"These are times in which a genius would wish to live.

It is not in the still calm of life, or in the repose of a pacific station, that great challenges are formed. . . . Great necessities call out great virtues."

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution"

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"Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging."

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"Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."

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"It's a good thing that God didn't make us any smarter. We know too much already.."

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"It is only a mistake when you refuse to fix it, until the then it is only an error."

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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q: How do you keep your boyfriend/husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Man: "Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"
God replies: so it be, my son!
and made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!

Moral: Be specific...

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What does W-I-F-E mean?

Worst Individual Female Enemy

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Interviewer: Just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire. How will u escape?

Man: It's very simple i will stop my imagination

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

There was a garland in the operation theatre. Seeing this, the confused patient asked the nurse about it.

The nurse replied calmly,"This is first case to our doctor.. If he succeeds, it is for him, otherwise......"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

help a girl, when she is in truble.
and she will surley remember you
only when she is in truble again.