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[Dreamworks_naveen]

The happiness from a woman for the need of Man's
(1) Love
(2) Sex and
(3) Sympathy
Is achieved only when he looks to three different women.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl..

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A gift to girl friend that half comes backs to you?
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think
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LIPSTICK

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Doctor implants new ear to a man.
Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

DIFF. BETWEEN GOD,TAILOR,GIRLFRIEND & WIFE?

GOD MAKES MAN,
TAILOR MAKES HIM GENTELMAN,
GIRLFRIEND MAKES HIM HE-MAN
AND WIFE MAKES HIM DOBARMAN.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

This cat,
is cat,
a cat,
good cat,
way cat,
to cat,
keep cat,
an cat,
idiot cat,
busy cat,
for cat,
20 cat,
seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
luv makes al thigs beutifl,
smile makes al d abv
so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

You are very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like you.
I always pray that you should be safe.
So please
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be careful whenever you jump from tree to tree.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Tell me why are you avoiding me these days?
Did I do anything wrong?
Please stay in touch with me atlest once in a day
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Yours lovingly,
Bathing Soap

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

One Man's Dilemma...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afraid to pee.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.

To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".

Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Son asks father diff btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.
The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.."

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Heart beat are countless,
spirits are ageless,
dreams r endless,
memories are timeless
and a friend like u is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless...

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I Want You To Be with Me In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...
& Say Those Sweet Three Words To U...
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"Pay The Bill..."