Yesterday whole night i was thinkin abt only "U"
Now i'm thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly think abt
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Now i'm thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly think abt
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w,x,y and z....
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What is the Frustrations ?
Anglina Jollie Comes at your home
and say Kiss me Now at just Rs. 100....
But that time you have only Rs. 50...
Anglina Jollie Comes at your home
and say Kiss me Now at just Rs. 100....
But that time you have only Rs. 50...
A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing
A bystander : why ru laughing ?
sardar : I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
A bystander : why ru laughing ?
sardar : I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
The three Dolls in a man's life are:
1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll'
2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll'
3........His Wife, 'Panadol '.
1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll'
2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll'
3........His Wife, 'Panadol '.
The prospective son in law was asked by his girlfriend's father,
"Son can you support a family?"
"Well, No sir , he replied
"I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you have to fend yourselves."
"Son can you support a family?"
"Well, No sir , he replied
"I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you have to fend yourselves."
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Student: "Father in law".
To a business husband traveling to India and back,
wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign.
She said, "When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me,
on your way back when you stop at Dubai,
buy lots of jewelleries for me.
and when you stop at Paris buy some perfumes for me."
The annoyed husband asked, "Yes, and when I stop at Hell what do I buy for you?"
The smiling wife said, "Just bring your Videos for our watching together!"
wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign.
She said, "When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me,
on your way back when you stop at Dubai,
buy lots of jewelleries for me.
and when you stop at Paris buy some perfumes for me."
The annoyed husband asked, "Yes, and when I stop at Hell what do I buy for you?"
The smiling wife said, "Just bring your Videos for our watching together!"
A name HUSMUKH means a man who always maintains a smile.
A name HUSBAND means a man who has lost for ever his smile.
A name HUSBAND means a man who has lost for ever his smile.
In a crowded bus an older Monk, asked a standing pretty young woman to sit on his lap, which woman did to avoid getting bumped to other opportunists standing around.
In a short while she jumps and stands up. Anxious to help damsel in distress other passengers started watching curiously for what happened?
Embarrassed Monk pleaded, "My child, please sit down."
The angry woman pointed finger and yelled, "Baba, you have to first make IT sit down before I can sit again there."
In a short while she jumps and stands up. Anxious to help damsel in distress other passengers started watching curiously for what happened?
Embarrassed Monk pleaded, "My child, please sit down."
The angry woman pointed finger and yelled, "Baba, you have to first make IT sit down before I can sit again there."
Why Indian girls are not in sports ?
Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc
bcoz 90% girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!
Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc
bcoz 90% girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Doctor(to the patient):u seem to be recovering fast.
i find u healthier today.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
i find u healthier today.
Patient: i followed the instruction given on the medicine bottle.
D: what instruction?
P: keep the bottle tightly closed.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?”
Witness: “She is my daughter.”
Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”
Witness: “She is my daughter.”
Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”
Actually
Baat yeh hai k
Woh yeh Ke..
Ok listen carefully
Oooh listen
Nahi I mean read it carefully
With full concentration
Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon
Sirf 3 words hi toh hain
Ufffff its too difficult
OK I’m gonna say
that
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HOW R U??
Baat yeh hai k
Woh yeh Ke..
Ok listen carefully
Oooh listen
Nahi I mean read it carefully
With full concentration
Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon
Sirf 3 words hi toh hain
Ufffff its too difficult
OK I’m gonna say
that
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HOW R U??
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