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Q: What is the name of Veerappan's IT company

A: VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).

 

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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

 

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Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

 

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

 

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

 

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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

 

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Its a Fact : A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..

Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls...!

 

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How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar

who cant undrstnd english 2 "open d door."

Speak Dis very fast. "There was a Cold Day"

 

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In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY

 

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no visits...
no calls...
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Money can buy...
house but not Home...
Bed not Sleep...
Medicine not health...
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

 

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have something for U
Close ur eyes !
1..2..3..

Cheater, U didn't close ur eyes, so nothing 4U.

 

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Democratic differences between USA & India:

In USA you can kiss in public places but cannot shit,
In India you can shit in public places but cannot kiss!

 

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I'm not going back to school ever again

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

 

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Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

 

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A software engineer was smoking.

A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.

He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"

 

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Waiter, 2 flies are drowned in my soup!

Waiter: Should I stop my work and train them how to swim.

 

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

 

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $99.
Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

 

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Customer: I'd like a mouse mat, please.

Salesperson: Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.

Customer: Make sure it is compatible with my computer.