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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

 

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

 

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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst


DOLL


is missng.

 

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Which is the "Confusing Day" in America?

THINK~

THINK~

It's "FATHER DAY"

 

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A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, "What are you here for?"

Banta says, "I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger."

Santa started crying, "Oh my God, I am here for urine test and I am too young yet, what will happened to me?"

 

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Attending a wedding for the first time,
a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"

 

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Boy to girl: Hey you and I want to play magic?
Girl to Boy: And yes how is it that?

Boy to Girl: Come to my place, you and I have s@x and than you disappear!
Girl to Boy: Ya, You go to your place, s@x yourself and I disappear now,

Jackass!

 

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Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .

Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING

 

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The Top 5 answ. given by girls in India wen a boy prpose.

1)No

2)R u mad

3)i alwys looked u like a gud frnd

4)i dnt belive in love

5)Sorry i love sm1

 

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A Toilet is like a committee meeting.

People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.

 

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Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.

Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?

Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

 

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

 

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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

 

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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.

Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

 

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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.

 

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Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls:

Do not play with street dogs,
you may get rabies.

And Do not play with smart boys,
you may get babies...

 

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Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.
enjoy until u get statisfied..

Lovingly urs-----, "

I------ TOILET".

 

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How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?

They are the ones who erase their notebooks
when the teacher erases the blackboard !!

 

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Soni was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Soni: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

 

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A men having 5 daughters.
He wanted a son.

So gave an ad for asking suggestions.
A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?