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1. Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
2. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
3. what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
4. This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
5. ><((
>I send dis fish as a sign of Funny Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE
>I send dis fish as a sign of Funny Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE
6. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
7. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
8. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
10.1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad
I Stopped Reading
I Stop Smoking!1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad
I Stopped Reading
11.Never kiss a police woman. she 'll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse she 'll say next plz. Always kiss a teacher. She 'll repeat it 10 times
12.Lady Secretary: Sir,it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
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If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
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ki
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kis
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kist jam packet just RS.5.00 only. soon......
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he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
.........................................
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
.
.
ki
.
.
kis
.
.
.
kist jam packet just RS.5.00 only. soon......
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he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
13.
Equation #1:
Study=Don’t Fail
Equation #2:
Don’t Study=Fail
Adding Equation 1&2
Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Don’t)=Fail(1+Don’t)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.
Equation #1:
Study=Don’t Fail
Equation #2:
Don’t Study=Fail
Adding Equation 1&2
Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Don’t)=Fail(1+Don’t)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.
14.Dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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