dis z a crime story.5 frndz lived in a room[names-MAD,BRAIN,FOOL,SOMEBODY,NOBODY]
1 day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.@ dat time BRAIN was in da bathroom.MAD phoned da police.
MAD: is it police station?
POLICE: yes, wtz da matter?
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
POLICE: r u MAD?
MAD: yes i'm MAD
POLICE: dnt u hv BRAIN?
MAD: BRAIN z in da bathroom
POLICE: u Fool
MAD: no, FOOL z reading diz message. he he heeeeeeeeee
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this is similar 2 previous 1
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[conversation btween 2 japanese men]
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter
about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on
his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time
for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .....God.... ...
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