[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Why wedding dresses are white....[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS![/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Son asked his mother the following question:[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']and replies,[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']pure.'[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father..[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']The father looks at his son in surprise and TAKES him on a walkabout,[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']he shows him the fridge and asks him what is the colour, to which the son[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']replies : ' WHITE ', he does the same for the dishwasher, the washing machine, the stove, etc[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']etc.[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Then he tells the son:[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Son, all household appliances come in white.'[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS![/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Son asked his mother the following question:[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']and replies,[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']pure.'[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father..[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']The father looks at his son in surprise and TAKES him on a walkabout,[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']he shows him the fridge and asks him what is the colour, to which the son[/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']replies : ' WHITE ', he does the same for the dishwasher, the washing machine, the stove, etc[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']etc.[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Then he tells the son:[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']'Son, all household appliances come in white.'[/FONT]
