A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thankyou note to GOD,
which read: Dear GOD, thank you very much for sending me the money, however,
I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington
and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00 !!!
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thankyou note to GOD,
which read: Dear GOD, thank you very much for sending me the money, however,
I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington
and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00 !!!
