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Message: <blockquote data-quote="fanci" data-source="post: 1642342" data-attributes="member: 57371">  1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.    Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.      2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"    It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".   3) What is a girl friend?    Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.    4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength,  Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.    He said,     My strength is my wife    My weakness is my neighbors wife.    My Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out. and    My Threat comes when I myself go out    Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest    waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20    supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.    Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara    Falls ?" </blockquote>

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