The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!
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Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom
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Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
came to his phone and he started dancing. The report
said, "DELIVERED".
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!
__________________________________________________________
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
______________________________________________________________
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
______________________________________________________________
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom
___________________________________________________________________
Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
came to his phone and he started dancing. The report
said, "DELIVERED".
_____________________________________________________________________
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
