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M-hinda,R-nil, Kuru and M-Win Lilva (of course !) were finalists at a
quiz show. One common question was asked of them.
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
M-hinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
R-nil : It's a Thought ; because thought is so fast it comes instantly
to your mind.
Kuru J-suriya: It's a Blink , you can blink and it's hard to realize
you blinked at all.
M-win: It's Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear M-Win's reply) 'Why'?
M-Win : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomachache, and before I could THINK,BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS,the shit was all over...
The winner; M-Win of course !




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M-hinda,R-nil, Kuru and M-Win Lilva (of course !) were finalists at a
quiz show. One common question was asked of them.
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
M-hinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
R-nil : It's a Thought ; because thought is so fast it comes instantly
to your mind.
Kuru J-suriya: It's a Blink , you can blink and it's hard to realize
you blinked at all.
M-win: It's Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear M-Win's reply) 'Why'?
M-Win : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomachache, and before I could THINK,BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS,the shit was all over...
The winner; M-Win of course !





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