The Man's Guide To Female English

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    මේක කලින් මම දැක්කේ අපේ බිග් මැච් සුවනියර් එකේ. අද කැරකි කැරකි ඉන්නකොට ආයිත් හම්බ උනා. කෙල්ලෝ කියන දේවල් සහ ඒවායේ ඇත්ත තේරුම ;););););)

    What She Says and What She Means


    • We need - I want
    • It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now
    • Do what you want - You'll pay for this later
    • We need to talk - I need to complain
    • You're...so manly - You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    • You're certainly attentive tonight! - Is sex all you ever think about?
    • I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! - I've got my period
    • This kitchen is so inconvenient - I want a new house
    • I want new curtains - and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
    • I need wedding shoes - the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
    • Hang the picture there - No, I mean hang it there!
    • I heard a noise - I noticed you were almost asleep
    • Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive
    • How much do you love me? - I did something today you're not going to like
    • I'll be ready in a minute - kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    • Is my butt too big? - Tell me I'm beautiful
    • You have to learn to communicate - Just agree with me
    • Yes - No
    • No - No
    • Maybe - No
    • I'm sorry - You'll be sorry
    • Do you like this recipe? - It's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it
    • I'm not yelling! - Yes I'm yelling because I think it's important
    • All we're going to buy is a soap dish - It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
     
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    prazadx

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    Yes - No
    No - No
    Maybe - No
    :P :lol


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