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<blockquote data-quote="pamithK" data-source="post: 1257933" data-attributes="member: 41396"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The Sri Lankan : Of course!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan says nothing.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The Sri Lankan repeats : Of course.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri Lanka.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The Sri Lankan asks : And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The American : We throw them away, of course!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><strong>The Sri Lankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform them in to chewing gum and then sell it to the United States.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pamithK, post: 1257933, member: 41396"] [SIZE="3"][FONT="Book Antiqua"][B] A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat: The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely? The Sri Lankan : Of course! The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan says nothing. The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread? The Sri Lankan repeats : Of course. The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan asks : And what do you do with the condoms after you use them? The American : We throw them away, of course! The Sri Lankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform them in to chewing gum and then sell it to the United States.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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