"I like the way U R thinking!!!"
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class, " If there are 3
birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?? "
Johnny, the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
Teacher: "Ok Johnny , wats the answer?".
Johnny: "None,ma'am.
Teacher: "How?"
Johnny: "After hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly
away."
Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r
thinking".
Now Johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: " Teacher, can I ask u a question?
Teacher: "Sure"
Johnny: "There are three ladies havin Ice-cream at the parlour. The first
one is eatin it, the second is lickin it, while the third one is suckin on
it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
Teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers:
Teacher: "I....I..... . I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream
is
married."
"
"
"
"
"
Johnny:" No ma'am, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is
married,
BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!!
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class, " If there are 3
birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain?? "
Johnny, the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
Teacher: "Ok Johnny , wats the answer?".
Johnny: "None,ma'am.
Teacher: "How?"
Johnny: "After hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly
away."
Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r
thinking".
Now Johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: " Teacher, can I ask u a question?
Teacher: "Sure"
Johnny: "There are three ladies havin Ice-cream at the parlour. The first
one is eatin it, the second is lickin it, while the third one is suckin on
it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
Teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers:
Teacher: "I....I..... . I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream
is
married."
"
"
"
"
"
Johnny:" No ma'am, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is
married,
BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!!
