Theme song of sinhalu

Boole

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  • Nov 4, 2015
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    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    Nothin' special 'bout me motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    When I go to the clubs, I wait in line motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    I got six hundred dollars in the bank motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    And my sexual performances are average
    I work at customer service for a phone company
    I make twelve bucks an hour but that's all I need
    I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
    I don't go out too much, I like to watch TV
    I can't afford a car, I use public transportation
    I don't mind, I read 'til I reach my destination
    Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
    The amount of money I save, the shit is off the hook
    And I'm not very good with the women
    I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average lookin'
    Last time I had sex was in 2003
    And I am ashamed to admit it, but it wasn't free
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    I get nervous in social situations motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    I get constipated once a month motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce, motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    And I get scared when I go see the dentist
    I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life
    Easily forgettable, and I'm not very liked
    I have an "According to Jim" personality
    I'm as entertaining as a fuckin' STD
    If you wanna mess with me, I think you probably can
    Because I'm not confident and I'm weak for a man
    I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back
    Yeah honestly, I probably won't fight back
    And I don't have many friends that would back me up
    My friend Steve would, but he doesn't look very tough
    You want some of this, bitch?
    If you rarely get laid put your hands up
    If you're not well paid put yo' hands up
    If you got a pet cat put your hands up
    And if you got a bad back put your hands up
    Hurt my back, couple summers ago, moving a fridge
    And ever since then it's just not the same, and
    It gets pretty sore
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    My parents are really nice people motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    I'm somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" motherfucker
    I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
    And I'm pretty good at makin' paper planes
     
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