Things You Should Do To Impress A Woman

dog123

Well-known member
  • Sep 25, 2007
    2,777
    3,705
    113
    Five things to spice up your love and make your girl friend. Drooling all over you.

    Five Things You should Never Tell A Woman.

    (1) Honey, you seemed to have put on weight
    (2) Don't you think that you're shopping and spending too much
    (3) The food is not bad, but you know darling, my mom used to add..something that you haven't put in this.If you can just ask her.....
    (4) I need a break. I'm going on a picnic with my friends. Darling don't try to call me, I'll keep my mobile turned off.
    (5) You better change your way of dressing.

    Five Things You Should Remember

    (1) Her birth day
    (2) Your anniversary
    (3) Valentine's day
    (4) Her favourite perfume
    (5) Her contact number by heart

    Five Things You Should Say To Impress A Woman

    (1) Oh...you look stunning..!
    (2) This colour really suits you
    (3) Oh heavens...you're losing weight
    (4) You look younger and alluring
    (5) I love to talk to you.You completely relax me

    Five Things You Should Do To Impress A Woman

    (1) Give her a call when it's absolutely unexpected and say "I Love You"
    (2) Send her flowers and sweets at her place of work
    (3) Take her for an expensive candle light dinner and surprise her..there with a marvellous gift.
    (4) Buy her something that she has been wanting and could not buy
    (5) Plan a nice outing just for both of you and surprise her there.
     

    dog123

    Well-known member
  • Sep 25, 2007
    2,777
    3,705
    113
    More Instructions - Strictly For Men

    Step One
    Ask her about herself, her ambitions, her life. Be interested. It's a rare woman who wants to sit around all night listening to a man talk about himself. And the more you try to impress her with your tales of adventure, the less impressed she'll be.


    Step Two
    Be presentable. Women are notorious accessorizers, and whether she'll admit it to you or not, you are an accessory. Other women will judge her on her choice. A clean, good-smelling man with well-fitting clothes is a real prize.


    Step Three
    Make eye contact. A lot. And smile - in a friendly way. Don't leer.


    Step Four
    Be a gentleman. It's a myth that chivalry is dead, right? There are just a few women out there messing it up for the rest of us who really do like to have doors held open for us.


    Step Five
    Learn to dance. Women will flock to you - all of them will be impressed.


    Step Six
    Be funny without being crude. It's an art.


    Step Seven
    Compliment her. Notice her shoes or her watch - something that shows you're paying attention. We'll change our clothes six times before we leave the house; it's nice to find someone who appreciates the final choice.


    Step Eight
    It's hard for a woman not to be impressed with a man who is impressed with her. If you really like her, tell her so. You don't have to make a big deal about it, just let her know you admire her.
     

    dog123

    Well-known member
  • Sep 25, 2007
    2,777
    3,705
    113
    How to Impress a Girlfriend's Parents

    Step One
    Dress nicely. Check with your girlfriend first and make sure she approves of your outfit since she knows her parents better than you do.

    Step Two
    Be a gentleman. Open doors for your girlfriend and her mom, pull out your girlfriend's chair when sitting down to eat and help her with her coat.

    Step Three
    Compliment your girlfriend's parents on their beautiful home and their wonderful cooking. No matter how you actually feel about their home or their cooking, polite compliments will show them that you appreciate their hospitality.

    Step Four
    Bring flowers, chocolates, wine or another small gift as a thank you for having you over or for taking you out to dinner. Send them a thank you note or give them a call to say thank you after visiting with them.

    Step Five
    Engage in interesting conversation with them. This is not the time to be shy and boring. Ask them questions about their family and careers without being too intrusive. Showing them that you're interested in your girlfriend's background and family is key to impressing them.

    Step Six
    Tell them positive things about yourself, your goals and your career. They want to see that their daughter's possible future mate has his life together.

    Step Seven
    Demonstrate your support for your girlfriend in all that you say and do. They want to know that you're not going to break their little girl's heart, so show how much you care for her.


    Tips & Warnings


    * Don't act fake or go overboard with the compliments. It's best to be yourself in their presence, but be the most polite version of yourself that you can be.

    * Don't talk too much about yourself. You don't want to come across as conceited or vein. Telling them about your goals and accomplishments is one thing, but being full of yourself is another.

    * Don't be too affectionate with your girlfriend in front of them. Holding hands is fine, but having a make out session is not. Keep it PG in front of the parents.

    * Don't tell them about your drinking days or other wild escapades. No matter how cool they seem, they want to know that their daughter in't dating a wild man.