Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door.
Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!
Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: Why is six scared of seven?
A: Because 7-8-9!
(get it????? )
Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous WRECK!
Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door.
Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!
Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: Why is six scared of seven?
A: Because 7-8-9!
(get it????? )Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous WRECK!
Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
