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<blockquote data-quote="thilzz" data-source="post: 3635057" data-attributes="member: 103868"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A: Have a baa - baa - cue!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q: What do you call the pub on Mars? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> A: A Mars Bar!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A: Spatula!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"> A: He had no body to go with!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A: a Toy-yoda.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"> A: He saw the salad dressing!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A: A zebra caught in a revolving door. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"> A: Pup-corn!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A: Hissssstory.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Plum">Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Plum"> A: Stinkerbell</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: Why is six scared of seven?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A: Because 7-8-9! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> (get it????? )</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"> A: A nervous WRECK! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A. A minnie van! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"> A: He wanted a higher education! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: Why did the frog say meow? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> A: He was learning a foreign language.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Q: When do ghosts usually appear? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"> A: Just before someone screams.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="thilzz, post: 3635057, member: 103868"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? A: Have a baa - baa - cue! [COLOR=Blue]Q: What do you call the pub on Mars? A: A Mars Bar![/COLOR] Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen? A: Spatula! [COLOR=DarkOrchid]Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: He had no body to go with![/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? A: a Toy-yoda.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? A: He saw the salad dressing![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A zebra caught in a revolving door. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Sienna]Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema? A: Pup-corn![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class? A: Hissssstory.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Plum]Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Q: Why is six scared of seven? A: Because 7-8-9! :lol: (get it????? ) [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A: A nervous WRECK! [/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A. A minnie van! [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane? A: He wanted a higher education! :P [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Q: Why did the frog say meow? A: He was learning a foreign language.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Q: When do ghosts usually appear? A: Just before someone screams.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]:nerd::nerd::rofl::P [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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