Russian Prime Minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
"I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening.
I call Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his birthday and he tells me he had it yesterday.
I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that plane crashed with Prigozhin on board? I called his family to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!
"I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening.
I call Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his birthday and he tells me he had it yesterday.
I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that plane crashed with Prigozhin on board? I called his family to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!
