buddhika19

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  • Apr 26, 2007
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    A Toilet

    A Toilet is like a committee meeting.

    People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.

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    Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
    Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.

    Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?

    Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
    Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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    Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
    Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

    Teacher : How?
    Student : Ladies first.

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    Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
    Husband: Nothing.

    Wife: Nothing...??
    U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.