Top 9 Jokes

[askky5]

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
Bcoz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
violin after the operation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !








*Askky*

 

[rotiya]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

patta machan elaz

 

[olympic]

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

ela

 

[krizta]

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.



"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
violin after the operation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"



When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !


maru!!

 

[VSGM]

 

[alg.kandy]

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

 

[Hiranchandima]

 

[Pentagram]

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

 

[Liril]

elane machooo

 

[Tyronne]

maxxa

 

[urajdrlk]

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


He he heee...............ela ela............!!

 

[rustyc]

 

[priyadarshaka]

Roses are red , Violets are Blue ,
Monkeys like u should be kept in the ZoO,
Don't feel so angry, You will find me there too.....
Not in a Cage but laughing at you ........​

 

[priyadarshaka]

Friendship is just like wine,
As it gets older it gets Sweeter,
Just like you and me...
U are getting older & I am getting Sweeter!!!!!​

 

[nimni]

LOL rain ekka funny heheh

 

[hamish]

 

[Sahan27]

Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working. Ela //