At a urinal, a Trinitian a Royalist and a Wesleyite were standing side-by-side using the urinals.
The Trinitian finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands . . . clear up to his elbows. He used about 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented:
"I had my entire education at Trinity and they taught us to be clean."
The Royalist finished, zipped up quickly, wet his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented:
"I had my entire education at Royal and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The Wesleyite zipped up and as he was walking out the door he said:
"I had my education at Wesley and they taught us not to piss on our hands."
The Trinitian finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands . . . clear up to his elbows. He used about 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented:
"I had my entire education at Trinity and they taught us to be clean."
The Royalist finished, zipped up quickly, wet his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented:
"I had my entire education at Royal and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The Wesleyite zipped up and as he was walking out the door he said:
"I had my education at Wesley and they taught us not to piss on our hands."
