Two Sinhalese men relaxing...

[AtulaSiriwardane]

I am reminded of two Two Sinhalese men relaxing...
lying down under the shade of a tree. It was a beautiful mango tree, and the mangoes were ripe. One mango fell by the side of one man, and he said to the other, "Can you put that mango into my mouth?" The other said, "Not me. Where were you when the dog was pissing in my ear? You did not even shoo him away!"

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[madurax86]

uba wagema mongal kathawak

 

[Thuzanga]

uba wagema mongal kathawak

he he Mali hari Mali.

 

[Tharindu Chat]

Ube Life eka kiyawena Kathawak

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

uba wagema mongal kathawak

Heh Heh Hey..
I expected this response exactly... but not so soon.

... If you tell a joke to an Englishman, he laughs twice: first he laughs just to be polite, and in the middle of the night again he laughs when he gets it.
If you tell the joke to a German, he laughs only once --
because everybody else is laughing.
(If you don't get the point... it is said that Germans can't understand a joke...because they are too serious.)

The trouble with jokes is you cannot explain them. If you explain them their whole point is lost. Either you get it or you don't get it, there is no explanation.

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[namila007]

ube issara katawak wenna athi

 

[kalanaweerlk]

I am reminded of two Two Sinhalese men relaxing...
lying down under the shade of a tree. It was a beautiful mango tree, and the mangoes were ripe. One mango fell by the side of one man, and he said to the other, "Can you put that mango into my mouth?" The other said, "Not me. Where were you when the dog was pissing in my ear? You did not even shoo him away!"

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umba byte wenda puthe aayemath yanne..

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

Ube Life eka kiyawena Kathawak

Why not..
I am a well pampered son of my mother
and a son of mother lanka.





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[AtulaSiriwardane]

umba byte wenda puthe aayemath yanne..

Looking forward

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[AtulaSiriwardane]

ube issara katawak wenna athi

Issara
den
saha
Issarahata.

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[Tharindu Chat]

Why not..
I am a well pampered son of my mother
and a son of mother lanka.





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HEhe we saw tht well 4m ur previous threads
Hw well u protect da mother lanka and hw well u destroyng da mindset of our brave soldiers hu sacrifice their lives 2 protect SL and also hw well u support da LTTE

 

[madurax86]

Heh Heh Hey..
I expected this response exactly... but not so soon.

... If you tell a joke to an Englishman, he laughs twice: first he laughs just to be polite, and in the middle of the night again he laughs when he gets it.
If you tell the joke to a German, he laughs only once --
because everybody else is laughing.
(If you don't get the point... it is said that Germans can't understand a joke...because they are too serious.)

The trouble with jokes is you cannot explain them. If you explain them their whole point is lost. Either you get it or you don't get it, there is no explanation.

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u want jokes? go listen to russell peters
the thing is that your sense of humor isnt normal its self centered, thinking that you are right you try to throw obligations at others....

 

[Tharindu Chat]

u want jokes? go listen to russell peters
the thing is that your sense of humor isnt normal its self centered, thinking that you are right you try to throw obligations at others....

Here u go

Ive told da same thng 2 him earlier machanzzzzz,it ddnt work ,I guess

 

[madurax86]

Here u go

Ive told da same thng 2 him earlier machanzzzzz,it ddnt work ,I guess

man witarak aa?? hehe pora tama hithane taman hari kiyala i was just messing with him karanda wadak na banzz

 

[isira87]

 

[Tharindu Chat]

man witarak aa?? hehe pora tama hithane taman hari kiyala i was just messing with him karanda wadak na banzz

mekath ekka katha karala wadak na banzzzzzzzzzzz

okata kochchara kiyala thiyenawada?????? manz thaman thama me loke lokuma molakaraya kiyala hithan inna porak

ape wadak balagamu

 

[madurax86]

mekath ekka katha karala wadak na banzzzzzzzzzzz

okata kochchara kiyala thiyenawada?????? manz thaman thama me loke lokuma molakaraya kiyala hithan inna porak

ape wadak balagamu

ekath hoda adahasa eth me raa mona wada banz game ekakta kiyala tiyeneth GRID witarai cod4 tama banawa ...

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

mekath ekka katha karala wadak na banzzzzzzzzzzz

okata kochchara kiyala thiyenawada?????? manz thaman thama me loke lokuma molakaraya kiyala hithan inna porak

ape wadak balagamu

Mewa hungak mama hitala dana ewa nemei... Ehen mehen ahulagaththa ewa...
Oyalage responses balannai daanne.
Thanks.

 

[Tharindu Chat]

ekath hoda adahasa eth me raa mona wada banz game ekakta kiyala tiyeneth GRID witarai cod4 tama banawa ...

CoD 4 da ban thama banne?????? 5 eka neweida???

Game gahana eka kammali wadak banz,film ekakwath balapan

 

[Tharindu Chat]

Mewa hungak mama hitala dana ewa nemei... Ehen mehen ahulagaththa ewa...
Oyalage responses balannai daanne.
Thanks.

Ahulagaththa ewanam wenas ideas godak thiyenne onene

uba dana ewage okkogema thiyenne ekama idea ekakne