Sorry this should goes to joke section
*Adam and Eve virus:* Takes a couple of bytes out
of your Apple.
*Airline virus:* You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
*Anita Hill virus:* Lies dormant for ten years.
*Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:* Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
*AT&T virus:* Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are
getting.
*The MCI virus:* Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
much for the AT&T virus.
*Bill Clinton virus:* This virus mutates from region to region and we're not
exactly sure what it does.
*Bill Clinton virus:* Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to
poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones.
This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs,
even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
*Congressional Virus:* Overdraws your computer.
*Congressional Virus:* The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with
a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
*Dan Quayle virus:* Prevents your system from spawning any child processes
without joining into a binary network.
*Dan Quayle virus:* Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..
*David Duke virus:* Makes your screen go completely white.
*Elvis virus:* Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self
destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across
rural America.
*Federal bureaucrat virus:* Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little
units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be
the most important part of the computer.
*Freudian virus:* Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own
motherboard.
*Gallup virus:* Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of
their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of
error).
*George Bush virus:* Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until
November.
*Government economist virus:* Nothing works, but all your diagnostic
software says everything is fine.
*Jerry Brown virus:* Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.
*Madonna virus:* If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!
*Mario Cuomo virus:* It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
*Michael Jackson virus:* Hard to identify because it is constantly altering
its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
*New World Order virus:* probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people
really mad just thinking about it.
*Nike virus:* Just Does It!
*Ollie North virus:* Turns your printer into a document shredder.
*Oprah Winfrey virus:* Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and
then slowly expands back to 200MB.
*Pat Buchanan virus:* Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your
screen.
*Paul Revere virus:* This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It
warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.
*Paul Tsongas virus:* Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa
Claus."
*PBS virus:* Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
*Politically correct virus:* Never calls itself a "virus", but instead
refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
*Richard Nixon virus:* Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe
it out but it always makes a comeback.
*Right To Life virus:* Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how
old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a
counselor about possible alternatives.
*Ross Perot virus:* Activates every component in your system, just before
the whole thing quits.
*Ted Kennedy virus:* Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.
*Ted Turner virus:* Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
*Terry Randle virus:* Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort"
from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.
*Texas virus:* Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
*UK Parliament virus:* Splits the screen into two with a message in each
half blaming other side for the state of the system.
*Warren Commission virus:* Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
*Adam and Eve virus:* Takes a couple of bytes out
of your Apple.
*Airline virus:* You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
*Anita Hill virus:* Lies dormant for ten years.
*Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:* Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
*AT&T virus:* Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are
getting.
*The MCI virus:* Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
much for the AT&T virus.
*Bill Clinton virus:* This virus mutates from region to region and we're not
exactly sure what it does.
*Bill Clinton virus:* Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to
poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones.
This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs,
even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
*Congressional Virus:* Overdraws your computer.
*Congressional Virus:* The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with
a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
*Dan Quayle virus:* Prevents your system from spawning any child processes
without joining into a binary network.
*Dan Quayle virus:* Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..
*David Duke virus:* Makes your screen go completely white.
*Elvis virus:* Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self
destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across
rural America.
*Federal bureaucrat virus:* Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little
units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be
the most important part of the computer.
*Freudian virus:* Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own
motherboard.
*Gallup virus:* Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of
their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of
error).
*George Bush virus:* Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until
November.
*Government economist virus:* Nothing works, but all your diagnostic
software says everything is fine.
*Jerry Brown virus:* Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.
*Madonna virus:* If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!
*Mario Cuomo virus:* It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
*Michael Jackson virus:* Hard to identify because it is constantly altering
its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
*New World Order virus:* probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people
really mad just thinking about it.
*Nike virus:* Just Does It!
*Ollie North virus:* Turns your printer into a document shredder.
*Oprah Winfrey virus:* Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and
then slowly expands back to 200MB.
*Pat Buchanan virus:* Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your
screen.
*Paul Revere virus:* This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It
warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.
*Paul Tsongas virus:* Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa
Claus."
*PBS virus:* Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
*Politically correct virus:* Never calls itself a "virus", but instead
refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
*Richard Nixon virus:* Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe
it out but it always makes a comeback.
*Right To Life virus:* Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how
old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a
counselor about possible alternatives.
*Ross Perot virus:* Activates every component in your system, just before
the whole thing quits.
*Ted Kennedy virus:* Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.
*Ted Turner virus:* Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
*Terry Randle virus:* Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort"
from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.
*Texas virus:* Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
*UK Parliament virus:* Splits the screen into two with a message in each
half blaming other side for the state of the system.
*Warren Commission virus:* Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
