HOUSE SEX
When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX
After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX
After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”
COURTROOM SEX
When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.
When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX
After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX
After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”
COURTROOM SEX
When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.

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