Ok, Crazy thread, a total waste of time.
But all in good faith and I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY AS A MALE TO EDUCATE OUR FEMALES ON THIS LITTLE PROBLEM
Ok, now peep this !
During the long weekend, as with many people in SL, me and two of my friends went on Dhansal Wandanawey !!
it was MEGA MEGA fun ! (a bit scary too, given the triger happy LTTE Kotiya fellows lurking around CMB big time now)
But, this is not about the Vesak or the LTTE kotiya chaps..
This is totally about the CHICKS (girls) in this country !
THEY ARE SO DAMN FRICKIN UGLY
Problem with the Chicks
1. Chicks over compensate their beauty !
Explained : In reality, some chicks are totally "gas nagina rilaw wagey" but.. POH...POOOH ! they think they are absolute beauty queens ready to knock off Brad Pitt !!
Solution : UNDERSTAND you are UGLY !! and Please try NOT to LOOK MORE UGLIER! we as MEN, appriciate the delicate inner beauty of women and their tenderness, but YOU ARE KILLING OUR HUMOUR SENSES BY IMAGINING YOUR SELF AS BEAUTY QUEENS
2. Over Makeup
Explained : Eyeliner, Lip liner, lipstick, cutex and a little blush or a soft face powder is COMPLETLY ENOUGH AND TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE (see, I know about ladies make up) These chicks now adays look more like they are going to a "KISS CONCERT" or the damn Holloween ALIENS has landed
Solution : Please help to save Mother nature and stop polluting it all your unwanted makeup... LESSER THE BETTER.
P.S : I hate make up, they taste bad !!
3. Dress to KILL (by making us burst our rib cages laughing)
Explained : Have you ever seen a Broom stick wearing a Tank top and Low cut Jeans ?? WHOAAA !!!! I saw about 10 last weekend. OR.. better yet, have you ever seen a "thaara barell" wearing a 6 inch boxer shorts and a strapless ??? (trust me.. that's a horrible sight)
Solution : LADIES !!!! Please wear somthing that suits your body and beauty. Over dressing to kill gives us all men NIGHTMARES !!!
4. NO, SORRY, WE DO NOT NOTICE YOU !
Explained : Oh !! sorry chica, did you go through all that trouble in toturing your body to wear skimpy clothes and tons of make up just so that we would LOOK ??
OOOOps, sorry again chica, MEN find that BITCHY !
Solution : Go NACKED.... if you really want to turn heads in a filthy way !
5. Don't walk with your Mother !
Explained : MEN do look at the Mother to get an idea how the chick is gonna be when at 40 !
Solution : If your Mum is FAT and UGLY, don't walk with her !
(ok, that's debatable and hypocrytic...but HELL !! that's the truth even most guys don't agree on the face value of it )
6. Shave
Explained : SHAVE, Bleach, Vax, Burn, Thread DO WHATEVER that you chicks do.. just DO IT and get rid of HAIR !!! (except for the once on your head)
Solution : They know it better than us, MEN
Ok, there you go ! MY LIST !
anyone who want to ADD, are warmly welcome
But all in good faith and I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY AS A MALE TO EDUCATE OUR FEMALES ON THIS LITTLE PROBLEM
Ok, now peep this !
During the long weekend, as with many people in SL, me and two of my friends went on Dhansal Wandanawey !!
it was MEGA MEGA fun ! (a bit scary too, given the triger happy LTTE Kotiya fellows lurking around CMB big time now)But, this is not about the Vesak or the LTTE kotiya chaps..
This is totally about the CHICKS (girls) in this country !
THEY ARE SO DAMN FRICKIN UGLY
Problem with the Chicks
1. Chicks over compensate their beauty !
Explained : In reality, some chicks are totally "gas nagina rilaw wagey" but.. POH...POOOH ! they think they are absolute beauty queens ready to knock off Brad Pitt !!
Solution : UNDERSTAND you are UGLY !! and Please try NOT to LOOK MORE UGLIER! we as MEN, appriciate the delicate inner beauty of women and their tenderness, but YOU ARE KILLING OUR HUMOUR SENSES BY IMAGINING YOUR SELF AS BEAUTY QUEENS
2. Over Makeup
Explained : Eyeliner, Lip liner, lipstick, cutex and a little blush or a soft face powder is COMPLETLY ENOUGH AND TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE (see, I know about ladies make up
) These chicks now adays look more like they are going to a "KISS CONCERT" or the damn Holloween ALIENS has landed Solution : Please help to save Mother nature and stop polluting it all your unwanted makeup... LESSER THE BETTER.
P.S
: I hate make up, they taste bad !! 3. Dress to KILL (by making us burst our rib cages laughing)
Explained : Have you ever seen a Broom stick wearing a Tank top and Low cut Jeans ?? WHOAAA !!!!
I saw about 10 last weekend. OR.. better yet, have you ever seen a "thaara barell" wearing a 6 inch boxer shorts and a strapless ??? (trust me.. that's a horrible sight) Solution : LADIES !!!! Please wear somthing that suits your body and beauty. Over dressing to kill gives us all men NIGHTMARES !!!
4. NO, SORRY, WE DO NOT NOTICE YOU !
Explained : Oh !! sorry chica, did you go through all that trouble in toturing your body to wear skimpy clothes and tons of make up just so that we would LOOK ??
OOOOps, sorry again chica, MEN find that BITCHY !
Solution : Go NACKED.... if you really want to turn heads in a filthy way !
5. Don't walk with your Mother !
Explained : MEN do look at the Mother to get an idea how the chick is gonna be when at 40 !
Solution : If your Mum is FAT and UGLY, don't walk with her !
(ok, that's debatable and hypocrytic...but HELL !! that's the truth even most guys don't agree on the face value of it
)6. Shave
Explained : SHAVE, Bleach, Vax, Burn, Thread DO WHATEVER that you chicks do.. just DO IT and get rid of HAIR !!! (except for the once on your head)
Solution : They know it better than us, MEN
Ok, there you go ! MY LIST !
anyone who want to ADD, are warmly welcome
