Vacancies in the Parliment

kasunsankalpana

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  • Apr 25, 2007
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    The government of Sri Lanka is now hiring MP s for the next parliament.

    Salary: Rs 22100/- per month

    Other allowances: ( legal)
    1 Entertainment Rs 1000/- per month
    2 Fuel allowance Rs 7500/- per month
    3 Cell phone allowance Rs 2000/- month
    4 Attending parliament Rs 4000/- per month
    5 Driver's allowance Rs 3500/- per month (can use
    more than one driver)

    Other benefits:
    1 Telephone with international connection
    2 Photo copier at duty free rate ( Rs 685/-) monthly.
    3 Computer at duty free rate ( Rs 1150/-)monthly.
    4 Typewriter at duty free rate ( Rs 425/-) monthly.
    5 Permit to import a luxury car valued at 30000 Us $
    6 After 5 years another permit to import a luxury car
    7 MPs those who selected are living 25 miles from
    Colombo are entitled 2 story house with 3 bed rooms and other facilities ( Rs 1000 will be charged per month as rent)

    Other previlages:
    food at low cost from parliament cafeteria.
    breakfast --Rs 6.00 ( 600/- elsewhere)
    lunch --Rs 15.00 (1500/- elsewhere)
    bed tea (plain) cts 45
    milk tea cts 60
    evening tea with two pastries free

    5 tyres and tubes per vehicle per year
    A free life insurance of Rs 1.0 million
    A pension after 5 years.Memebers who could not complete 5 years will receive 400,000/- to 500,000/- when leave.

    postage allowance of Rs 7500/- per month
    free medical treatment
    At least 5 overseas trips .(all costs borne by the government)
    free stationery. etc....etc...

    Your qualifications:

    Education : Not necessary
    Age : between 18 and 85

    Preference given to applicants those who have wide mouth and long tongue.

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    Repost nam soryme thamai:(
     

    kasunsankalpana

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  • Apr 25, 2007
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    badtnc said:
    eka nam attha machan. ape minissu api wenuwen kiyala, ape niyogithayo kiyala ape prasna katha karanna parliament yawawna minissu sampurana wihilu karayo thama....


    Ube kathawe nam 200% hari banz
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

    kasunsankalpana

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    coolbigc said:
    nt happy mate...Thats my dream job.... I love to be a PM.. Kochara unatha ohoma keyana eka nam veradima veradee..... :( :( :( :(
    hehehehehehe
    P:S.... Help me to help you!!!! :P


    Ane bolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa