Vacancies in the Parliment

[suspect]

balamu

 

[mbj]

mama nikan ahanne, Meke inna ekkenk wath oya rassava ettata hambavunoth yanne nedda

 

[SK143]

eththama thamai

 

[kasunsankalpana]

mama nikan ahanne, Meke inna ekkenk wath oya rassava ettata hambavunoth yanne nedda

Hmmmmmmmmmm
Ekanam aththa

 

[sweetme]

 

[terrance]

hodai hodai

 

[sri_lion]

The government of Sri Lanka is now hiring MP s for the next parliament.

Salary: Rs 22100/- per month

Other allowances: ( legal)
1 Entertainment Rs 1000/- per month
2 Fuel allowance Rs 7500/- per month
3 Cell phone allowance Rs 2000/- month
4 Attending parliament Rs 4000/- per month
5 Driver's allowance Rs 3500/- per month (can use
more than one driver)

Other benefits:
1 Telephone with international connection
2 Photo copier at duty free rate ( Rs 685/-) monthly.
3 Computer at duty free rate ( Rs 1150/-)monthly.
4 Typewriter at duty free rate ( Rs 425/-) monthly.
5 Permit to import a luxury car valued at 30000 Us $
6 After 5 years another permit to import a luxury car
7 MPs those who selected are living 25 miles from
Colombo are entitled 2 story house with 3 bed rooms and other facilities ( Rs 1000 will be charged per month as rent)

Other previlages:
food at low cost from parliament cafeteria.
breakfast --Rs 6.00 ( 600/- elsewhere)
lunch --Rs 15.00 (1500/- elsewhere)
bed tea (plain) cts 45
milk tea cts 60
evening tea with two pastries free

5 tyres and tubes per vehicle per year
A free life insurance of Rs 1.0 million
A pension after 5 years.Memebers who could not complete 5 years will receive 400,000/- to 500,000/- when leave.

postage allowance of Rs 7500/- per month
free medical treatment
At least 5 overseas trips .(all costs borne by the government)
free stationery. etc....etc...

Your qualifications:

Education : Not necessary
Age : between 18 and 85

Preference given to applicants those who have wide mouth and long tongue.



Repost nam soryme thamai

Bro dont forget.... all this comes with one big risk too!!

THEIR LIVES CAN BE TAKEN ANYTIME ANYWHERE!! WOULD YOU TAKE THE JOB??

(Just giving another view on it)

 

[farshad]

food at low cost from parliament cafeteria.
breakfast --Rs 6.00 ( 600/- elsewhere)
lunch --Rs 15.00 (1500/- elsewhere)
bed tea (plain) cts 45
milk tea cts 60
evening tea with two pastries free

 

[farshad]

food at low cost from parliament cafeteria.
breakfast --Rs 6.00 ( 600/- elsewhere)
lunch --Rs 15.00 (1500/- elsewhere)
bed tea (plain) cts 45
milk tea cts 60
evening tea with two pastries free