Wachana rachana karana 1ma kramaya!

anuru_1

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    Few funny msgz...........



    It takes 15 trees to
    produce the amount
    of paper that we
    use to write one exam.
    join us in promoting the noble
    cause of saving trees.
    SAY NO TO EXAMS.


    Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
    man is on d right side & woman on d left?
    A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
    Left Side & Assets on d Right!


    New style of proposing a girl:
    I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
    &
    I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
    So lets make them brother & sister.


    I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
    But I can’t send you all of them,
    It will take a lot of time,
    So I’m sending you just 1 joke
    .
    .
    .
    “You are so beautiful”


    1 smile = 1 friendship
    1 friendship = 1 love
    1 love = 1 proposal
    1 proposal = 1 marriage
    And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
    so better think before you smile.



    What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
    Monkey saves this message &
    Donkey deletes this message.
    Choice is yours


    Degrees of girls!
    B.A.-Beautiful Angel
    B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
    B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
    B.Com-Beautiful Communication
    M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!


    Only true friends stand by u
    during bad times.
    I promise
    I will attend ur wedding.


    Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN


    what happend 2 ur mobile?
    what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.


    Hey new msgz thiyenawanan post karanna.................
     

    rpsnandana

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    Mage Gedara
    Sira wedak......

    metika nam Speciaaaaaaaaalllllllll.............

    Degrees of girls!
    B.A.-Beautiful Angel
    B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
    B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
    B.Com-Beautiful Communication
    M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

    ...............
     

    anuru_1

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    rpsnandana said:
    Sira wedak......

    metika nam Speciaaaaaaaaalllllllll.............

    Degrees of girls!
    B.A.-Beautiful Angel
    B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
    B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
    B.Com-Beautiful Communication
    M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

    ...............


    Thankz new msgz tiyenawanan post karanne
     

    anuru_1

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    Menna tawa tikak

    Most people have 5 senses.
    Some people have 6 senses.
    But u r blessed with 7 senses.
    An extra sense is NON SENSE.



    Flowers die,
    Stories end,
    Songs fade,
    Memories are forgotten,
    All things come 2 end,
    But people like u r remembered forever,
    Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE…


    Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
    Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....


    girls are like phones.
    girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!


    Last nite i had a dream abt U...
    I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
    Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
    I asked GOD:
    Why it is so???
    GOD replied:
    "BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!


    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
     

    anuru_1

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    Teacher says to student, In Algebra
    A=B
    &
    B=C.
    It means A=C.
    Now give relevent example.
    Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
    It means that I love your daughter.


    Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
    A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
    Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
    Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.