He might actually heed that one..
Not that noseless fag. I'm talking about the undisputed lord of darkness, the original fallen one, the all powerful ruler of hell, Satan himself!!
The one who came in person to Earth realm claim the soul of Constantine..The Morning Star!
The one who came in person to Earth realm claim the soul of Constantine..

The Drrragon! he has the hots for Keanu Reeves, Came again in the form of Al Pacino to claim is immortal soul![]()

And gave the best damn monologue ever!
I wanna see that againWell the other guy was a male chauvinist so guess he was feminist ..why is he a feminine though![]()

Well the other guy was a male chauvinist so guess he was feminist ..![]()
can't remember her nameYup.. Al's assistant right? Tried to seduce Keanu..that chick who's smoking a cigarette by the side is hot thoughcan't remember her name
Yup.. Al's assistant right? Tried to seduce Keanu..

OY! you cant give away my soul like that!yeah, Keanu was dumb, I would have screwed her then and there at the price of my soul..and yours and everybody else's![]()
OY! you cant give away my soul like that!
My soul can be given only if I get to screw her silly too

Then its ok..that won't be a problem, as far as I can remember she was getting progressively horny during that entire seen![]()

lol i guess all of us have the same issueGive it another year and if you still ain't done, screw it![]()


lol i guess all of us have the same issue
not enough time to go through a book at a stretch![]()
