President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he
visits one of the classes (4th grade I believe).
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in
the discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives
next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him
over, that would be a tragedy." No," says Bush, "that would be an
accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone! involved, that would be a
tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we
would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can
give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In
a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush,
was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a
tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell
me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it
wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
visits one of the classes (4th grade I believe).
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in
the discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives
next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him
over, that would be a tragedy." No," says Bush, "that would be an
accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone! involved, that would be a
tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we
would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can
give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In
a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush,
was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a
tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell
me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it
wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
