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<blockquote data-quote="Hyaenidae" data-source="post: 23854464" data-attributes="member: 530392"><p style="text-align: center">[YOUTUBE]JRikunViGnY[/YOUTUBE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Attention passengers,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>please listen</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>to an important message</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>by ur flicht's captain.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Ima jihadi</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>da ba dee da ba dum,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>my name is Zayn</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and i came</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>here with some bombs,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>so while i kill everyone.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The One direction</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>gonna fly is down</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(down, down, down, down, down, .)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>not gonna fly home</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(home, home, home, home, home,.)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>we're gonna die bro</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,.)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>the one direction</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>gonna fly is down.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>One day,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>i met my friends</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>in Londonistan,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Harry Bols,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Louis B. Gay,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Niall Eleven,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Liam Bitchtits.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>We started a group together</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and called it</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Al Qaedirection.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The One direction,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is gonna fly down.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>What's up?</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>chippy chop</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>I am Louis,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>i like caulk.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>I am Zayn,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>from Iraq,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>i run this shit</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>i call the shots,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>ur all my hostages</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this is a Jihad.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(Oh no)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>If u cooperate</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>i'll show u my nuts.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Let's go.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>I just heard,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>X-factor's tonight</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Yeah</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Winners gets flown</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>to the United States.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Then we could kill</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>all of the whites.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(uh huh)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Put your pants on</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this is our time.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Ima jihadi,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>da ba dee da ba dum.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>My name is Zayn</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and i came</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>here with some bombs,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>so while i kill everyone.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The one direction</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>gonna fly is down</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(down, down, down, down, down,...)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>not gonna fly home</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(home, home, home, home, home,.)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>we're gonna die bro.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,.)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The one direction,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>gonna fly is down</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>That was absolutely</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>DREADFUL,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>just guite possibly</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>the WORST</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>thing i heard</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>in my ENTIRE</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>life</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>U were saying?</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>That was fantastic,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>pack ur bags boys,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>ur going to America.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The one direction</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is gonna fly is down.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Oh gosh,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this is posh.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Where's the potty,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>i must wash,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>are there no</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>crumpets to nosh?</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>This was they</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>call a toothbrush?</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>This shitty country</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>did some terrible stuff</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(u know)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>It would be funny</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>if we blow it all up</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(O'yeah)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The award show's</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>starting tonight</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(yeah)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>we'll perform</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and blow ourself up</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and die</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>I'm not sure</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>that i want to die</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>(uh uh)</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Russell Brand</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>is the host</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>oh then alright.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Next up we got</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Al Qaedirection</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>with their hit single</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Ima Jihadi</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Ima jihadi</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>da ba dee da ba dum,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>my name is Zayn</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and i came</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>here with some bombs,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>so while i kill everyone</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>the one direction</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>gonna fly is down...</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Ima jihadi,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>da ba dee da ba dum,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>My name is Zayn</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and i came</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>here with some bombs</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>so while i kill everyone,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>the one direction</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is gonna</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>fly is down.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Well that is my story bro</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>a story of life,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>friendships</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and Jihad.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Now I'm in paradise</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>with Uncle Osama</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and seventytwo directioners.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The one direction</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this airplane is gonna</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>fly is down.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hyaenidae, post: 23854464, member: 530392"] [CENTER][YOUTUBE]JRikunViGnY[/YOUTUBE] [SIZE="4"][B]Attention passengers, please listen to an important message by ur flicht's captain. Ima jihadi da ba dee da ba dum, my name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs, so while i kill everyone. The One direction this airplane is gonna fly is down (down, down, down, down, down, .) not gonna fly home (home, home, home, home, home,.) we're gonna die bro (bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,.) the one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down. One day, i met my friends in Londonistan, Harry Bols, Louis B. Gay, Niall Eleven, Liam Bitchtits. We started a group together and called it Al Qaedirection. The One direction, this airplane is gonna fly down. What's up? chippy chop I am Louis, i like caulk. I am Zayn, from Iraq, i run this shit i call the shots, ur all my hostages this is a Jihad. (Oh no) If u cooperate i'll show u my nuts. Let's go. I just heard, X-factor's tonight Yeah Winners gets flown to the United States. Then we could kill all of the whites. (uh huh) Put your pants on this is our time. Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum. My name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs, so while i kill everyone. The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down (down, down, down, down, down,...) not gonna fly home (home, home, home, home, home,.) we're gonna die bro. (bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,.) The one direction, this airplane is gonna fly is down That was absolutely DREADFUL, just guite possibly the WORST thing i heard in my ENTIRE life U were saying? That was fantastic, pack ur bags boys, ur going to America. The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down. Oh gosh, this is posh. Where's the potty, i must wash, are there no crumpets to nosh? This was they call a toothbrush? This shitty country did some terrible stuff (u know) It would be funny if we blow it all up (O'yeah) The award show's starting tonight (yeah) we'll perform and blow ourself up and die I'm not sure that i want to die (uh uh) Russell Brand is the host oh then alright. Next up we got Al Qaedirection with their hit single Ima Jihadi Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum Ima jihadi da ba dee da ba dum, my name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs, so while i kill everyone the one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down... Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum, My name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs so while i kill everyone, the one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down. Well that is my story bro a story of life, friendships and Jihad. Now I'm in paradise with Uncle Osama and seventytwo directioners. The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down.[/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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