Teacher "Now class behave, because God is everywhere"
Tommy "Is God in this classroom?"
Teacher "Yes Tommy"
Mary "Is God in the playground?"
Teacher "Yes Mary"
Johnny "Is God in my back garden?"
Teacher "Yes Johnny"
Johnny "But I don't have a back garden"
Tommy "Is God in this classroom?"
Teacher "Yes Tommy"
Mary "Is God in the playground?"
Teacher "Yes Mary"
Johnny "Is God in my back garden?"
Teacher "Yes Johnny"
Johnny "But I don't have a back garden"