Why helicopters are better than women

tharakato

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  • Jul 26, 2007
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    1. A helicopter will kill you quickly. .. a woman takes
    her time.
    2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
    3. A helicopter does not get mad if you `touch and go.`
    4. A helicopter does not object to a preflight inspection.
    5. Helicopters come with manuals.
    6. Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.

    8. Helicopters don`t come with in-laws.
    9. Helicopters don`t whine unless something is really
    wrong.
    10. Helicopters don`t care about how many other helicopters
    you have flown. :D

    11. Helicopters don`t mind if you look at other helicopters,
    or if you buy helicopter magazines. :lol: