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<blockquote data-quote="choppe" data-source="post: 12277477" data-attributes="member: 59712"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">"Good morning boss".</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">had remembered.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">and said</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">all day. Let's go."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">we went out to the country to a little private place.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">it's such a beautiful day.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">said, "No, I guess not."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">She said, "Let's go to my apartment."</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">slip into something more comfortable."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">"Sure," I excitedly replied.</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">singing Happy Birthday.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">And there I sat...on the couch.......... naked! </span></span> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="choppe, post: 12277477, member: 59712"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple]As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss". Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Purple] she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And there I sat...on the couch.......... naked! [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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