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<blockquote data-quote="FUNdaMANTAL" data-source="post: 14337872" data-attributes="member: 357107"><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Why is computer better than women?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Here is 20 reasons why is computer better than women: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer does not care how you look.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer always wait for you</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer can’t have PMS.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer never forgets your birthday.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer can’t compare you to previous user.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer did not accept calls from previous users.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer never start a conversation about marriage.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computers don’t care if you’re married.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer is simply Start and Shut down.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">You can share computer with friends.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer not shave his legs with your razor.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer will not call you 100 times a day.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">You don’t need to say him that you love him.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Computer has a warranty.</span></li> </ul><p><a href="http://www.epidemicfun.com/2009/why-is-computer-better-than-women/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.epidemicfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vacation-computer.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FUNdaMANTAL, post: 14337872, member: 357107"] [SIZE=6]Why is computer better than women? [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=Red]Here is 20 reasons why is computer better than women: [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [LIST] [*][SIZE=4]Computer does not care how you look.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer always wait for you[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer can’t have PMS.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer never forgets your birthday.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer can’t compare you to previous user.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer did not accept calls from previous users.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer never start a conversation about marriage.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computers don’t care if you’re married.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer is simply Start and Shut down.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]You can share computer with friends.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer not shave his legs with your razor.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer will not call you 100 times a day.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]You don’t need to say him that you love him.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.[/SIZE] [*][SIZE=4]Computer has a warranty.[/SIZE] [/LIST] [URL="http://www.epidemicfun.com/2009/why-is-computer-better-than-women/"][IMG]http://www.epidemicfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vacation-computer.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [/QUOTE]
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