Why is computer better than women?

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Why is computer better than women?
Here is 20 reasons why is computer better than women:



  • Computer does not care how you look.
  • Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.
  • Computer always wait for you
  • Computer can’t have PMS.
  • Computer never forgets your birthday.
  • Computer can’t compare you to previous user.
  • Computer did not accept calls from previous users.
  • Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”
  • Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”
  • Computer never start a conversation about marriage.
  • Computers don’t care if you’re married.
  • Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.
  • Computer is simply Start and Shut down.
  • You can share computer with friends.
  • Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.
  • Computer not shave his legs with your razor.
  • Computer will not call you 100 times a day.
  • You don’t need to say him that you love him.
  • Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.
  • Computer has a warranty.